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December 18, 2009
By Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi


I
This tart appliance
can turn on any bagel
in her hot embrace

II
Industrial strength
steel and heated copper coils
Pleasure perfected


The author's comments:
Ever play apples to apples? For sensual, I played toaster. And won.

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on Apr. 19 2010 at 5:07 pm
ellyncannon PLATINUM, Mexia, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
<3

hahaha. WOW! toasters... that just made my waffle making a LITTLE more awkward! but really, GREAT poem! hey maybe you could check out some of my stuff? Nice job!

BigDCo3 said...
on Apr. 14 2010 at 12:13 pm
BigDCo3, Saugus, Massachusetts
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I could really go for a taoster strudel right now, but I really liked the haiku.

on Apr. 2 2010 at 6:19 pm
AmberRose SILVER, Richmond, Virginia
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Favorite Quote:
"Even Monkeys fall out of trees."

This is really funny!!! Please read some of my work and tell me what you think?!!!

on Apr. 1 2010 at 10:36 am
icefaerie10111 GOLD, Exeter, Rhode Island
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haha, this is funny, I like it!

on Mar. 30 2010 at 10:42 pm
enchanted4yu PLATINUM, Calabasas, California
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Favorite Quote:
"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon"

I love apples to apples!! I'll remember this for the next time I play!! Its awesome

on Feb. 3 2010 at 10:13 pm
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
3 articles 0 photos 23 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

Hehe, that's okay. It made me happy anyway... and yeah, those toasters, mm-mm..

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on Feb. 3 2010 at 10:11 pm
oh, im sorry. i only meant to post one comment of hysterical laughter, not two. anyway...i love your poem, it's truly amazing. i will never look at my toaster in the same way again.

. said...
on Feb. 3 2010 at 9:44 pm
hahahahaha

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on Feb. 3 2010 at 9:22 pm
hahahahahhahahhahah