How To Be A Stressed Highschooler

Ingredients:
-1 highschooler
-At least 1 nagging parent
-A coach that expects your best all the time
-A few teachers to yell at you
-Colleges waiting to deny you
-A minimum wage job, with too many hours
-Friends that also want your time
-At least 5 hours of homework everyday
-A bucket of tears

Directions:
1.) Start by attending high school, and being a teenager
2.) Bake the high schooler for about 4 years at 226 degrees
3.) In a mixing bowl off to the side add a truckload of school work
4.) Next, add a lifetime full of disappointments
5.) A heap of coaches always wanting more from you
6.) A valley of teachers pilling on your workload, and making you feel like an imbecile
7.) A pocketful of colleges you aspire to go to, and melt them in the microwave until you receive a denial letter
8.) Then, add a slice of an underpaying job, and sprinkle it on top of the mixture until you work overtime everyday
9.) Add a pinch of parents telling you that you are a disappointment everyday, and mix until you believe it
10.) Stir, and add to the highschooler while it’s still sizzling 
11.) Congrats, you have created a salty and sour teenager!