Ingredients:
A heap of inside jokes
Lifetime of trust
A dollop of respect
Pocketful of loyalty
6 bins of laughs
2 crates of memories
3 bins of tough times
A dab of arguing

Directions:
First, take the heap of inside jokes and mix them with 6 bins of laughs and 2 crates of memories. Then in a separate bowl sift together a lifetime of trust with a dab of arguing. After mixed thoroughly, add it in with the rest. Next, blend a pocketful of loyalty with 3 bins of tough times and add that into the bowl. To finish it, add a dollop of respect. Let your mixture sit for 6 years and you’ll have the perfect mixture to a great friendship. Best if served twice a day. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.