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Water Me Old Lady MAG
September 22, 2015
God
I don’t really like how I’m associated
with old ladies
with cats
with old cat ladies.
Read this
I think it’s the first time
that an orchid
has ever spoken up.
If you win the spelling bee
you get me
you get me
if you can spell
“p-a-l-e-o-a-n-t-h-r-o-p-o-l-o-g-i-c-a-l”
Water me
old lady
old lady
old lady …
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