Rage, rage against hypotenuse!
Math haters, lend me your ears
Throw down your protractors, give me my muse!

I won’t stand for this numerical abuse
Break the rulers, rip apart the graphs
Rage, rage against hypotenuse!

My brain, so sensitive, has gone defused
My hand has started to cramp
Throw down your protractors, give me my muse!

Calculus, geometry what is the use
Of finding points and rays?
Rage, rage against hypotenuse!

This scientific discipline I refuse
To like or even accept
Throw down your protractors, give me my muse!

This growing, sparking idea I must circumfuse
I must be on my way, but don’t forget this math haters
Rage, rage against hypotenuse!
Throw down your protractors, give us our muse!