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Watch Your Movies

August 27, 2012
By JRaye PLATINUM, Dorr, Michigan
JRaye PLATINUM, Dorr, Michigan
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Favorite Quote:
"If you build your house far enough away from Trouble, then Trouble will never find you."

"Have you ever looked fear in the face and said, 'I just don't care.'?"

"Bad things happen in caves, folks, watch your movies."
- Will, "Land of the Lost"

Bad things happen...
50) on Lawnmowers
49) in Buses
48) in Basements
47) in Arcades
46) at Sea
45) at Yardsales
44) in Hot Air Balloons
43) at the Movies
42) on Boats
41) in Snowstorms

You guys still with me? Okay, good.

40) in Zoos
39) at the Doctor
38) in Locker Rooms
37) at Carnivals
36) in the Woods
35) in Parking Lots
34) at the Dentist
33) in Helecopters
32) with Sharks
31) at Lakes

Not bad, huh? Keep going.

30) at Baseball Games
29) in Parachutes
28) in Subways
27) in Cities
26) by Bonfires
25) behind Bleachers
24) in Dance Clubs
23) at Banks
22) in Tree Houses
21) in High Heels

We're almost there...

20) on Mondays
19) in Areanas
18) on Youtube
17) in Twisters
16) in Alleys
15) at the Hair Stalon
14) on Full Moons
13) with Flat Tires
12) on Bridges
11) in Graveyards

The top ten of our countdown. Didn't you just get a chill? Anyway, keep reading!

10) on Planes
9) in Summer Cabins
8) in Convinent Stores
7) on Train Tracks
6) on Golf Carts
5) at School Dances
4) on Trains
3) in Revolving Doors
2) in Cornfields

And the Number One place where bad things happen... (Drum Role...)

1) on Facebook.

The author's comments:
This list/poem was inspired by the movie "Land of the Lost" that came out in 2008. My family and I love to quote a lot from that movie, but the line we mostly rip off: "Bad things happen in caves, folks, watch your movies." Only we replace "in caves" with something else, this list I've written displays the top 50. I hope people get a good laugh out of this.

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GreyGirl ELITE said...
on Jun. 13 2013 at 1:22 am
GreyGirl ELITE, Pohang,Kyungbuk, Other
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Very unique! This is great :D

so_joy SILVER said...
on Dec. 11 2012 at 1:43 pm
so_joy SILVER, Navesink, New Jersey
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Favorite Quote:
"Be the change you want to see."

This is comical yet very enjoyable. Very interesting idea. I enjoyed it. Please read, rate, and comment on my poems! It would mean a lot:) Thanks!

on Oct. 19 2012 at 8:10 am
LittleStormWriterGG SILVER, Malvern, Iowa
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Favorite Quote:
Imagination is more important than knowledge. ~ Albert Einstein
Smile, laugh, love. :)

Haha, no joke on any of this. One should be on horseback. :)