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The Whimsical Mr. E. Coli
December 2, 2011
There used to be some yellow crust.
I licked the refrigerator.
Saw some dust bunnies under the couch.
I had some rabbit stew.
It appeared, six legs, brown shell, wriggling.
It was also pleasantly crunchy.
Used to have a goldfish.
Made a lovely pudding.
Found some hairy bread.
Knit an argyle sweater.
Still don't understand other people.
They never clean their kitchens like me.
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