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This Is Not Revenge. This Is An Applied Science

July 29, 2010
By Boosflash DIAMOND, Papillion, Nebraska
Boosflash DIAMOND, Papillion, Nebraska
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What the front door.


No one is going to save you
So feel free to rot here
Along with the termites
And the holes in the wood…
They seem to be pretty good at it.
You wont know when the sun sets
So if you said to someone “please help,
she left me stranded here all night.”
Well technically, you’d be lying.
Don’t worry about any wolves,
The bears killed them all off…
…I guess this is the part where
You say something clever like
“is this really what you want
To have on your conscious?”
Or “this will haunt you forever.”
Oh, I see, you want to apologize?
Hmmm…I have a better idea.


The author's comments:
So...there was this couple that went on a date at a national park and she was like "oh, so you're cheating on me?" so she chained him to a rock or something and then there was this bear...

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on Aug. 20 2010 at 11:34 pm
Boosflash DIAMOND, Papillion, Nebraska
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What the front door.

awesomeness. merci captain. waiting I'm you for.

on Aug. 20 2010 at 9:03 pm
MeganAnne PLATINUM, Niskayuna, New York
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All my life I've looked at words as if I were seeing them for the first time. ~Ernest Hemingway

so i loveee your style.... and i am going to abduct it. kay thanks.