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a band t-shirt with a seahorse
I WISH I HAD THAT ONE-WAY TICKET TO A
CERTAIN GARAGE, SEATTLE. I’D SAY I’M
A SEAHORSE
TO CATCH YOUR ATTENTION. AND I’D SMACK
YOU IN THE FACE SO THAT THAT SHOTGUN’S GONNA SLIDE
OFF YOUR MOUTH HOLE LIKE
AN INNOCENT SAUSAGE. I’D COOK AND WE’D
EAT IT.
(“Thanks, it’s the sh*ttiest food I’ve
ever had I love it it’s so sh*t that I can’t have enough of it.”)
(“I’m sorry it broke your front tooth.”)
(“Nevermind.”)
NOW YOU’D BE AROUND SIXTY, FAT AS A
HOUSE OF CHEESE WITH ROACHES IN
YOUR MOUTH. I KNOW LIFE WAS THAT ONE ROACH IN
YOUR MOUTH. BUT DON’T WORRY KIDDO
(I’d call you kiddo),
WE’VE GOT STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM. BEST ARSENIC IN THE WORLD FOR
ROACHES AND US.
WHEN I SIP COFFEE I THINK
ABOUT HOW IT HAD SHOT YOUR TONGUE. YOUR HEAD TURNED
INTO A BLOOD VORTEX AND I AM GRAVITATING INTO IT. I ENDED UP STUCK
IN YOUR RIGHT EYE SOCKET WHERE I GOT
CHOKED BY THE LIQUID FLUIDED FROM
YOUR EYEBALLS.
(Don’t go I need you I'll give you my strawberry milk.”)
(“I died before you were born. And don’t smoke.”)
I GOT NO ONE TO SHARE AND MELT THAT
ROACH WITH STRAWBERRY MILK (it’s like
acid, the strongest). SO WHEN I WIN
THE POET LAUREATE I’M GONNA SAY “FUCK YOU ALL.”
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