I love how you say hi by booping my nose,

And how you have such a weird obsession with my toes.

How you suffocate me by laying on my face at midnight,

And then pounce on my feet giving me quite the fright.

How you cuddle with me in the saddest of hours,

And sit behind the clear curtain when I take showers.

You irritate me when you do really stupid things,

Like when you bat at literally everything that swings.

And you always slowly push stuff off of high places,

You chew on my papers and hide in small spaces.

Even though you irritate me beyond end,

I know I have the greatest furry best friend.