My him must not be just a guy
My him must be really very fly
My him must be able to sweep me off my feet
My him must be able to produce words that are sweet
My him must be as handsome as the devil
My him must not have any notion of evil
My him must be at every thing very good
My him must not be just an ordinary dude
My him must have a good sense of humor
My him must not have a bleak future
My him must really really know God
My him must not be a fraud
My him must be able to like kids
My him must be able to cater to my needs
My him must be strong enough to run twenty miles
My him must be able to weaken knees with just two smiles
My him must be able to relate
My him must be very very literate
My him must not be proud
My him must be respected by every one around
My him must be very humble
My him must be able to not fumble
My him must be both brilliant and intelligent
My him must be what they call a total gent
My him must be very supportive
My him must be very intuitive
My him must be full of life
My him must not harbor strife
My him must be caring and loving
My him must be able to help with the cooking


Alas!My him is but a fairy tale
Something you can only find at a sale
For this "him" i dream of is perfect
A him without one speck of dirt
So while i sit and use my imagination
To dream of a huge chunk of perfection
I hate that i have to think of the fact
That my choice of a "him" shows no tact
For no one on God's earth is perfect