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Desperate!!!!!
July 7, 2009
I live with my mom
my name is tom
I'm thirty eight
and ready to mate
I've never left the nest
while she tries her dang best
I dont know how to wash
I can't even say “oh my gosh”
I cant wash my clothes
all I can say are whoas
I'm a nerd
and a big turd
I can't cook
all I can do is look
please call me
and date me
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