Hello, citizens of Malibu, it’s Barbie. I have something that I need to confess. You all know me as a fashionable, intelligent, and powerful woman, and while all these things are true I have been executing a plan to take over Malibu. This has taken crucial planning and manipulation and I’ve loved every second of it. I’ve noticed I get a twinkle in my eyes when something goes how I planned it. When I moved here I met Raquelle and chose her as my main victim. She was so quickly modelable and naive. She was the kind of person who would go out of her way to make someone love her. All Raquelle wanted was some attention. So I made sure she wouldn’t get any. I stole her boyfriend, her friends, and the ranking of the most fashionable person in Malibu. I made her and everyone else think that she was the villain. I stole the spotlight from her and coerced her into becoming my enemy. I treated her with undying love and respect and made sure she never felt the same way. My antics aren’t all centered on Raquelle though, I have other plans that I have to attend to. Me and closet, my trusty AI wardrobe. Have been slowly infiltrating cities all over the world. I started with Miami and slowly worked my way to Malibu. If you remember in episode one of my show, Closet ruined the dreamhouse because Raquelle turned on his evil button. Closet and I work together to plan our world domination. He has trillions of terabytes of fashion knowledge making him the perfect alley to help me become a fashion icon. We created a room in the dreamhouse where all of our scheming and plotting happens. We call it Barbie's overthrow of the world, or BOOTW. I know this information is a lot to process and understand so let me give you a brief explanation of how I managed all of this. As you know I have had many different careers, 200 to be exact, and I have used this as a way to hide my identity. Each place I take over I have a new hair, outfit, and of course career. It has always amazed me how people never seem to question why I have experience in so many professions. I guess it's just because I am so believable. I have three fool-proof steps to become the Regina Gorge of any town. First, find your girl group and work your way up the social ladder. Do this step slowly so no one is aware of your plan. Second, you must find the most desperate yet popular person and make them your frenemy. As the saying goes keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Lastly, the step to seal the deal, make sure that you are nice to everyone. This ensures that everyone will think you are their best friend. 

Now that I have gotten that off my chest I would like to thank you all for listening to my ramblings and let you know that this was the last step to my master plan. When I am done there will be a pink gas that is emitted from various locations around Malibu. This gas causes forgetfulness and drowsiness to all those who encounter it. You won’t be able to escape so don’t bother trying. You will not remember this speech and by the time you gain consciousness, I will already be on my way to my next location. Farewell from your favorite master manipulator, Barbie.