(OPENING CREDITS)

Dumbledore: Just get on with it! For the love of Merlin..

Harry: I didn’t know you said things like that, Profesor.

Dumbledore: Oh Harry, you are still too young to say anything I do.

(Ron and Harry missed the opening for Hogwarts)

Harry: Mate what time is it?

Ron: It’s time for you to get a watch *checks wrist* actually it’s wrist o’clock

(Harry groans and tries to run through wall)

Harry: Blimey Ron! Even the wall shut you out because they hated your jokes!

(Ron rolls his eyes and they fly car to Hogwarts and crash into the Whomping Willow)

Ron: Bloody hell, Harry. My dad’s gonna kill me!

Harry: You almost killed me!

Ron: Oh yeah.. But you’re alive now, so it’s all good.

(Harry is traumatized)

Harry: Is this what happens in the wizarding world? You’re always in danger?!

Ron: Pretty much, welcome to my world!

(The tree then attempts to eat them but fails and they go inside Hogwarts and have a blast until they see the dead kitten and blood message)

Draco sees Harry and smiles: Oooooo he’s super sus….

Hermione: Harry? What’s happened?

Ron: hArRy???? wHaT tHe HeCk!?!?!

(later…..)

(snake has been summoned during a duel between Harry and Draco)

Harry: Asavahhhh…….Shhhshssreasvhhh…….asavahhhh…..shhhshhsssreassyvhhh

(Draco scared as heck)

Hermione: I read about this!

Ron: Of course you did…

(Final Battle with Harry and Basilisk)

(Harry stabbed Basilisk)

Harry: YEAH! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?! BEING KILLEd WITH YOUR OWN FANG!

(Tom being disappointed in the Baslisk)

Tom: You got beaten….by a 12 year old… Dang…

 (END CREDITS)