Close enough to start a food fight,
All my chocolate waffles are the floor,
God only knows what we're eating for,
All that I eat, you always eat more.

I can’t keep up with your chocolate waffles,
Under your sharp knife,
I can’t breath.

So I won’t let you,
Close enough to eat me,
No I won’t let you,
For you would just toast me,
I can’t give you the tasty things you gave me,
Its time to say good-bye,
To chocolate waffles, to chocolate
Waffles.

Under molasses nights I see you, ooh,
Where syrup's lost,
A waffle is found,
I brave 100 toasters to leave you,
As hard as you try,
No I will never be burned.

I can’t keep up with your chocolate waffles,
Under your sharp knife,
I can’t breath.

So I won’t let you,
Close enough to eat me,
No I won’t let you,
For you would just toast me,
I can’t give you the tasty things you gave me,
Its time to say good-bye,
To chocolate waffles, to chocolate
Waffles.

Next time I'll be yummy,
I'll bring my own syrup,
Standing on my own fork,
Next time I'll be yummy,
I'll bring my own syrup,
Making my own chocolate waffles.

So I won’t let you,
Close enough to eat me,
No I won’t let you,
For you would just toast me,
I can’t give you the tasty things you gave me,
Its time to say good-bye,
To chocolate waffles, to chocolate
Waffles.
To chocolate...