Agnes was just a worm
a little bity germ
She made her home in a peach
that she hoped someone would eat

she was a
para-para-parasite
para-para-parasite
para-para-parasite
Agnes was a parasite

Tommy was just a child
who loved running free and wild
He ate fruit right off the tree
which would be the death of he
He came upon a fallen peach
picked it up, and took a bite
Juice was running down his face
and down Agnes fell into her host
the boy had no idea the end was close

She was a
para-para-parasite
para-para-parasite
para-para-parasite
oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh

She was a
para-para-parasite
para-para-parasite
para-para-parasite
oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh

lalalalalalalalalalala
and so lying underneath hospital sheets
he said “oh, ohohohoh shouldn’t’ve eaten that peach”

Now he has
para-para-parasites
para-para-parasites
para-para-parasites
oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh-oh

Yes, he has
para-para-parasites
para-para-parasites
para-para-parasites
oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh-oh

He had
para-para-parasites
para-para-parasites
para-para-parasites
oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh-oh