crusin down the streats whit my fresh new jay's
when i was walkin down da streats eatin the original flavored lays
i went underground and took the R train
when i put my headphones on i started listening to t-pain
the train was ugly the ride was bumpy the train smelt bad then it stopped at 5th ave
i got off went to the nba store and bout a jersey of the cav
then i hopped in a taxi and off i went
i stopped at my house which i bought for rent
i took my bike and went to queens
in the park i saw a group of teens
i went to hoffman park
my mommy told me not to go after dark
but i didnt listen to her and i went to play ball
when i was playing ball i met biggie small
then i went back to brooklyn to my crib
i went to the microwave and cooked my self some prime rib
this is a average day of my life
unless i die or get stabbed whit a knife.