nobody ever tells you the truth
my dear, the ocean and titanic were in love

if the iceberg was the ocean's frozen heart
it went piercing through the titanic's wooden chest
and the ship went drowning in his depths
the ocean and titanic were in love

so screw jack
and screw rose
because everybody knows
the ocean and titanic were in love

that little door you cry so much about
just casualties of
a big titanic love
that's what happens when you fall for
someone you cannot have
the ocean and titanic were in love

and if you were wondering my dear
it must have all turned out all right
cause when the ship finally went down
how the waves loved the wood
when the titanic finally drowned
she didn't want to gasp for air
because the ship really did love the sea
now they're both lying forever
together in the ocean's bed
the ocean and titanic were in love

so that's what I mean when I say
I love you like a shipwreck loves the sea
(desperately, desperately, desperately)