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BARS: Flat Earth Edition

March 21, 2019
By avasaurousrex BRONZE, Wilmington, North Carolina
avasaurousrex BRONZE, Wilmington, North Carolina
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Uh yeah

UH HUH

Yeah

...

yeah, you calling me an idiot

Turns out-

Yeah I'm 40 times illeteriate

UH


My homie Chlo-money

Spittin out the facts

Feelin a little slummy

Yeah, thats the round affect

UH


Im a real flat earther UH

Feelin really flat

push me further

in the fat UH

*Bars*


All the water would fall right out-

People calling me dumb,

Usin all my clout UH

*those are truly bars*


Global warmin is super fake

Gotta spread the word-

Before its super duper late UH

*bars*


Im a real flat earther UH

Feelin really flat

Push me further

In the fat UH


Avasaurous sittin in the frat

Spittin rhymes

Sayin that the earth is mega flat UH


Yeah, just gotta tell it to em like it is. You think the earth is round like your mom? Nah fam, its flat like your paycheck.

UH


The author's comments:

This is my rap I made about the flat earth. After my best homie got some hate on their poetry, I decided to push back and fight the system. I'm here representin the minorities. 


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Ehorse BRONZE said...
on Mar. 28 2019 at 8:54 am
Ehorse BRONZE, Wilmington, North Carolina
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Favorite Quote:
"Can you remember who you were, before the world told you who you should be?"--Charles Bukowski

This poem speaks to me in a unique way and touches me on many levels. You will be the new R Kelly if you keep this up.

Chlo_money said...
on Mar. 27 2019 at 1:28 pm
Chlo_money, Wilmingtion, North Carolina
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I'm really liking this rap because it is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo intellegent and you are the farthest from stupid, you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo smart, and I live you you so very much and you are making me so happy and spreading joy across this flat earth. I LOVE YOU, I want to marry you on my 22nd birthday!

Chlo_money said...
on Mar. 25 2019 at 8:50 am
Chlo_money, Wilmingtion, North Carolina
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This is THE BEST THING that my eyes have ever seen. It's like the sun coming up in the morning. I want to fall asleep to this rap EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. I want to wake up to this every night!!!! Keep writing these amazing raps, I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!