A guy named Joe was a mime
He didn’t stop at the red sign
A semi hit his car
He flew into a bar
And that was the death of the mime

Bob was an ordinary guy
He liked work and apple pie
Until he bought the wrong one
Poisoned by a nun
And then there was no more guy

Maggie was a high school girl
She had just one diamond and pearl
She showed it too much
And a thief liked its touch
And he shot her and her dad, Earl

James was wild and crazy
He did drugs so all was hazy
He did it one time
Committed a crime
And got shot picking a daisy

A young silly lad, was Sam
He liked eggs, but not ham
So his momma made some
Pushed it down his throat with her thumb
And young Sam choked on a ham

A boy had bad behavior
His name, turned out, was Xavier
He tried to save one
Got shot by a gun
And died trying to be a savior