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The Bear

July 26, 2013
By Wallypenguin PLATINUM, Brunswick, Georgia
Wallypenguin PLATINUM, Brunswick, Georgia
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Favorite Quote:
"Get thee to a nunnery!"
-Hamlet


Here's the story of a stupid bear,
He invested all his money in a share,
The stock market crashed,
His head got bashed,
And now he lives in intensive care.


The author's comments:
Bears probably shouldn't invest in the stock market.

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on Aug. 19 2013 at 7:23 am
Wallypenguin PLATINUM, Brunswick, Georgia
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Favorite Quote:
"Get thee to a nunnery!"
-Hamlet

It's a bear because  it rhymes with share. 

on Jul. 31 2013 at 5:12 pm
jazzwarrior GOLD, Springfield, Missouri
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Favorite Quote:
Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them. -A.A. Milne

Interesting comparison. Why a bear?