Tinkerbell






She’ll come at night
In her leaf-green dress
And with a sprinkle of magic dust,
We’ll fly to Neverland.



Winnie the Pooh

Too much honey,
Will make you
Fat and Stupid.
Don’t end up like,
Pooh.

Stewie

One day, a British baby
Will kill his mother,
Hold his family hostage,
And take over the world.
What’s his name,
Stewie!

Little Mermaid

She asked Ursula, that beast, for
What are they called--
Feet?
Too bad you can’t talk.
The innocent girl never wins.

Spongebob

Spongebob in a pineapple
Spongebob falls down steps
Spongebob says, “I’m ready!”
Spongebob fries a patty.
Spongebob plays with Patrick
Spongebob harasses Squidward.
Spongebob takes a driving test
Spongebob crashes
Spongebob screams
Spongebob fails (epically).

Mickey Mouse

Yesterday,
I met an 82 year-old mouse,
In red pants,
Who was stalking me on my TV.
He said his name was Mickey