A Collection of (nonsense) Haiku (Warning: I am not brilliant at poetry.)
Inspired by the ‘Trails of Apollo -by Rick Riordan’ haiku chapter names.

Dwarf

What was that? You can’t
reach the top shelf? He nodded,
I fled. Dwarfs are evil.

A little haiku I wrote…

Don’t ask much of you.
Don’t want you to slay a beast,
Just clean your room already!

Breakfast.

‘Ova et lardo’ What?
That is Latin for eggs and bacon
Yummy! Breakfast time.

Soccer Game.

Kick that ball! No not…
Other way! Woops. That’s the wrong goal…
 It was a good kick…

Rain

Blue sky shifts to grey
Drops begin to fall… A storm brewing
Dance in the downpour

Rock-climbing

I scramble over the rockface.
Climbing jagged stones, up and up.
Triumph as I reach the top.