I'm still waiting 

for the earliest convenience. 

But if it's not convenieant, 

I'll come anyway. 

I've been thrown 

into the Upside Down. 

Killed my Demogorgon. 

Still not sure if I 

should stay should I go. 

But no matter, 

because my name 

is Barry Allen and I'm 

the fastest man alive. 

I fight crime and find 

other metahumans like me. 

I am a Time Lord. 

I stole the TARDIS 

and ran away. 

Please understand, 

I didn't choose 

the fandom life, 

it gave me Eggos. 

I didn't choose 

the fandom life, 

it grabbed my hand 

and made me run. 

I didn't choose 

the fandom life, 

it told me if

I walked out the door, 

I'd be an Avenger. 

I didn't choose 

the fandom life, 

it asked me 

to join the Resistance. 

And I did.