My brother asked me why I painted my nails
Well, Zander, I know the only reason you ask is because you are bullying.
You see the I am a boy, you heard from your girlfriend about the stellar sea-foam nail polish on my right foot and you have made the decision to nip my exodus from 'normalcy' with hostile words in the hope of scaring me straight of what I want to do.
Here's the thing, bud,
1. If I want to paint my nails it's going to happen
2. Stop asking me if I have a girlfriend or if I am hooking up with my female friends because

a) I am not attracted to them

b) I am primarily attracted to boys
3. Maybe try to be nice?
4. I like support not being insulted
5. ya.
Anyways,
just writing this because I'm mad at you
hope you get the message.
maybe i'll email this to you.
until then
one love <3 ,
Nicky