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Recipe of Perfect Disasters
Build a machine meant to be the best
Then make it hate itself when it fails
Remember to make it believe what you do
And don’t forget to keep it running
Become angry with it when it doesn’t do what you desire
Or worse; become disappointed with it
Make sure to treat it better or worse than the rest
Constant drills are mandatory, of course
Comments aimed to make awkward silences a must
Compliments unwanted should be given always
Go ahead and let it grow in hatred for its given purpose
Let the regret and fear it harbors remain
Discomfort in words is an important part of the process
And don’t surprised when it turns around and leaves
After all, you have the forces to rebuild it
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