Unavoidable
It's a plague
It's unstoppable

Cuts into frail souls
"You're ugly, fat,
You look fifty years old"

Many obsess
It's a bible of beauty
A road map to happiness

Pale is unhealthy
Love handles, outrageous
That zit on your cheek?
It makes you look heinous

Your hair is too thin,
Your body too thick
Those shoes that you're wearing
Will never been in

But have you yet to see
That you can try all you like
But the result will not change
You'll never get it right

Why listen to women,
Photoshopped and fake?
You'll maintain your true beauty
Even after that second piece of cake