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The Day
I run through the door.
It’s finally the day!
I see them all around me.
The perfect gift...
I reach out...
And punch.
The emo’s notice in horror,
That today is June 6th.
They scatter,
But are too late.
. . .
People of all ages swarm around the emos.
They punch them and kick them,
They even curb stomp ’em.
It’s an all-out Beatdown.
National Emo Beatdown Day.
. . .
At the end of the day,
I return to my bed.
I’m finished with the hunt,
And as the pillow meets my head,
I hear in the distance,
The screams of emo’s.
The Day.
Awesome.
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Aww, sad face. :( I no want to get beat up.... I beat THEM up... 'tis just the rules!!!!!!! XD
Well, yes, a lot of people beat up emo's on june 6th. It all started 6-6-06.
If anyone knows someone born on that year, please tell me. They may either be the anti-emo (The prophet that shall lead us to the emo-lands for one final beatdown), or the emo-lord (They who shall fight the anti-emo, in one war of the ages).
Imagine it...
FML vs. MLIA
Yahoo vs. Google
Ninjas vs. Pirates
Twilight vs. Harry Potter
... The battle in itself would be one to record for ages to come...
But please, don't beat up emo's because of me. If you fight one, it is not my responsibility, i'm just warning you...