A plankton is eaten by a frog

A frog is eaten by a python

But the python cannot go to church, so where does it go?

It goes to Canada to learn sign language

It learns lots and lots of sign language

The python likes to sit on countertops because it wants to fly like Orville Wright

But when the python jumps, it is only able to do a gainer

The python tried using persuasion to drive a plane but it did not work

It then stole the plane, which makes it a scandal

The scandalous python does not wear skivvies, because it does not get cold

It cannot drive a Toyota because it does not have arms

But it can eat Virginia ham because it likes to eat

The Virginia ham ended up having tons of bacteria and diseases because it had been sitting in the dumpster for a week the python ended up living in a wheelchair for 10 days until his death followed.