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Spray Tan
I hate spray tan!
It makes you look orange.
No one thinks you have a tan.
It’s like wearing a clown costume.
It’s worse than leaving your Christmas tree up until February.
It’s like a clogged nose.
It’s worse than a bad haircut.
It’s as terrible as rolling an ankle.
It makes you look like an Oompa Loompa.
It’s like losing the remote.
It’s as terrible as wearing ankle socks to play basketball.
It’s worse than outgrowing your favorite pair of shoes.
It’s like getting hand sanitizer in a cut.
It looks like you lost a bet.
It’s worse than a bad pun.
It’s like getting full pieced in fortnite.
It’s worse than going home and seeing a crockpot on the counter.
It’s as bad as forgetting to charge your phone.
It’s like stubbing your toe.
STOP GETTING SPRAY TANS!
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My name is Clay and I like to play basketball.