Making a mess is really gross

Doing chores I hate the most

It’s rules that were made up

To trick us kids to clean up

Wearing toe pinching shoes

That we don’t really like

Because we didn’t get to choose

But we couldn’t pick this fight

Straighten your crazy hair

Trust me, the boys will care

Strip down all the curls

Then dress up, and wear your pearls

Put dirty clothes in the washer

Wipe the dirt right off your face

Go and hold that posture

Then fold your hands with some grace

Always say please and thank you

Never ever say the words “I hate you”

Please and try to never fight

And always give me a hug to say goodnight