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All that gas
February 21, 2008
When those people attacked us,
They didn’t know who they messed with,
When we all started making a fuss,
They were probably all just laughing.
When we decided to go to war,
We shoulda just nuked them first,
Then they wouldn’t laugh anymore,
Save American lives not causing us hurt.
Now we just need to take control,
Rule that hot piece of desert land,
Then we would all pay less for petrol,
And we could have all the gas on hand.
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