On a Dark Bright Sunny day,
A shot was heard by a Deaf man.
Two Dead boys got up from their beds.
A Pretty Ugly Mute reporter spread the word.
The Deaf man said that an Innocent Guilty Little Giant,
Wearing a Flaming Cold shirt was to blame.
The two Dead boys took a Deep Breath,
And told the Deaf man to Listen up,
Because they wanted to hear what the Pretty Ugly Mute reporter had to say.
The Pretty Ugly Mute reporter said that,
If they wanted to find out who made that shot,
They had to read an Obvious Mysterious book,
Written by an Illiterate Man.
Ask the Blind man, he read the book!