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The Trig Speedo Guy
October 19, 2007
When I’m bored in Trig
I gaze at the myriad of posters
There are chimps and roads
And snowboarders and waves
Telling me not to float through life
But still, my eyes always find
The Trig Speedo Guy
He’s diving in the water
With his cap and goggles
Wanting to win so badly
Poor Trig Speedo Guy
For even if you did
You’ll have to live with the fact
That you’ve got a MAJOR tan line
That annoys the hell outta me
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