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Paul Pierce

May 8, 2024
By Roccot BRONZE, Federal Way, Washington
Roccot BRONZE, Federal Way, Washington
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D1 pooper

Lay my poop in the toilet softly as if i'm laying my newborn down

I release my poop with the perfect trajectory like i'm Steph Curry

I shoot it like i'm in the three point contest

Splash splash splash


My cheeks

Spread like tectonic plates 

Plop plop plop.


It often comes out explosive

Like LeBron on a fast break

Like a volcano erupting


The author's comments:

I like Paul Pierce. And found his story of him leaving mid game to poop was very infatuating. 


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