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Christ Must
December 27, 2023
Christ! Must you be so snotty?
Christ! Must you be so naughty?
Christ! Must you always bother me?
Christ! Must you always holler at me?
Christ! Must you be so annoying, kid?
Christ! Must you always announce whatever you did?
What do you mean, "Is my name Christmas?"
For Christ's sake, it's David!
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A comedic poem for Christmas, as a parent constantly ridicules their child for being a pest.
Also a pun, if you think about it.