I won't admit it. 

No matter how many Halo videos you send me,

No matter how much I think I'd enjoy playing Halo,

No matter how many times you ask me to play Minecraft,

(I drowned in creative mode I think...I don't know if that's possible but I did it)

No matter how many times I accidentally kill you or get killed by you in super smash bros 

No matter how many times you have me play FNAF VR on the oculus,

(I am scarred for life and I will 100% do it all over again)

No matter how many raptors or dodos you talk me through training, 

(I don't know what game you're talking about, but the graphics are cool)

No matter how much video game lingo I've learned to understand by being friends with you, 

(Heaven help me)

I will never tell you

That the only reason I don't like playing video games, 

(Even though I have SO much fun when I do)

I will never 

Never ever

Even so much as utter a word

And admit

That

After all of that

I still honestly don't know how to use the controller.