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How to handle anxiety in High School
Ingredients:
3 buckets of tears
2 bins of panic attacks
A harvest of support
7 slices of self-love
A whisper of confidence
A smile of security
5 dollops of fear of public speaking
2 cartons of suck it up
A lifetime of happiness
Directions:
1. In a bowl mix ½ a bin of panic attacks with 2 dollops of fear of public speaking, add 1 slice of self-love and stir until combined. Chill for 1 year.
2. In a separate mixture stir 3 dollops of fear of public speaking, 1 bucket of tears, and ½ a bin of panic attacks and let sit for 2 years.
3. After the first mixture has chilled, mix in a harvest of support, 1 bin of panic attacks, 2 buckets of tears and 2 cartons of suck it up. Chill for another year.
4. Add the two mixtures together and stir well, put into a pan 5’ by 8” and bake for 30 minutes at 400 degrees.
5. Cool for 45 minutes.
6. Mix 6 slice of self-love, a whisper of confidence, and a smile of security and spread on top.
7. Top it off with a lifetime of happiness.
8. Serves 1 person, best everyday until graduation.
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