Summary:

“There’s something on the surface! Something that keeps changing its form every second!” shouted the reporter of The New Yorker, as he clutched the sweaty mike, trying to make his way through the abnormally massive crowd to get the closest look possible. 

“We think it is a gift from God”, the Texan lady flashed her white teeth at the camera, “We had a sermon at church prophesying this very same thing.” 

“The ‘thing’ was discovered at four in the morning, by a young lady named Ada who-”

“It looks like a cherry, oh no wait, now it looks like the Tardis! Blimey, the Queen would faint if she saw this- oh great, you can’t miss this BBC channel 231 watchers, now it looks like a teabag,”

“It’s a witch!”

“Magic is real after all!”

“Earth has collapsed! Evacuate! Evacuate!

All news organisations, media companies, and news agencies from all over the world, huddled around a morphing object in Washington DC, screaming at the top of their voices, asking the same thing in multiple languages. “What is It?”