1. Dinner was delicious. Seriously.
2. Happy Birthday, mom!
3. I made you this in pottery class, I’m getting’ pretty good if I do say so myself.
4. People are actually reading my writing, maybe you should too?
5. Do you want to read this story I wrote?
6. Here let me get that.
7. I’ll do the dishes tonight.
8. I think I want to get an English degree, mom.
9. Do you think I can go to Oxford or somewhere nice like that! Aim high, right?
10. Oh my god, this girl is seriously pissing me off. Kill them with  kindness, just like you said. I mean, I’m trying but I can only be SO nice, you know?
11. This song is your theme song, here, listen to it.
12. I know.
13. No really, I get it.
14. Don’t do it.
15. I do understand, actually.
16. You know I’m right!
17. Haha, good one.
18. I’m actually an atheist…
19. Who the hell actually invented tampons? Like, who sat down and thought of that…
20. I’ll look it up.
21. Well I don’t understand your phone either, mom.
22. Fine.
23. I really like this guy...
24. I’m supposed to be the teenager.
25. Let me be a teenager for once...
26. It’s my birthday.
27. No, you didn’t have to get me anything.
28. I’m sorry.
29. I promise I won’t do anything bad.
30. I forgive you.
31. Thank you.
32. Thank you, mom.
33. I love you.