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A recipe for a Miserable Afternoon
Preparation time: 1 Friday afternoon
Ingredients:
-Classroom heaping with students
-A swell water bottle (the style with a small opening on top)
-Flurry of Ice cubes in swell bottle
-2 front teeth
-A bright red embarrassed/ panic face
-A dentist on speed dial
-Mound of cash
-1 day of time, before prom
Directions:
1. Start the afternoon before prom
2. Walk into your 7th hour class and take a seat in the only desk that is still open.
3. Listen to the teachers lecture while you try and squeeze the ice cubes through the little opening of your swell bottle.
4. Use your two front teeth (If Ice cubes are too big to crew) and break them in half.
5. Repeat steps 3 and 4 until your front tooth breaks off.
6. Once you have half of your tooth look to your neighbor, give them a big smile and ask if anything looks different.
7. After they point, laugh, and scream stand up and run out of the classroom.
8. Call your mom and rush to the dentist.
9. Have a panic mom on the waiting on the side and let her sit.
10. Let the dentist work and repair the tooth to its original shape.
11. After mom has cooled for a while whip out the checkbook and stir up the cash
12. Be extra careful (Caution: if you don't chew on ice cubes right away your tooth will still be fixed)
13. Repeat steps 3 and 4 for best result
14. Best served with a lifetime of toothy smiles
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