On a wonderful sunny Saturday in July, my sister and I were gone out to riding our bike around the neighborhood. My neighborhood was the best place to ride my bike, because first of all, it is very huge, and second of all, is wonderful that you can see the lake and the flower around you.


We were very excited because we didn’t have to stay at the house all day. Now we went out of the house and started riding our bike.
My sister Johanna joyfully said, “This is so fun, Jackson!!”
“Hey, watch out, Johanna!!” I said.



She ran through the trash can and she fall to the ground!!
“Ouch that hurt!!” She cried out!!




I felt bad for her because she ran through the TRASH CAN (Which is sort of funny :]) “Let’s go back home and rest all right, I’m sorry about that...” I said. She was crying as we going were going back home. I said to myself, “What a bad day, LORD.”






As we tried to do something about my sister‘s injury, she said, “Hey Jackson, could you give me a glass of water, please?”



I went to the kitchen and got a cup of water. I came back, gave it to her, and she drank a little bit



She also said,” Could you turn around too?”



I thought that my sister wanted a piggy back ride, so I turned around and let her to go on my back! She poured the cup of water on me and of course I was so mad at her and I said, “Hey, Dude, why did you do that??”
Johanna said, “THAT MY REVENGE, SWEET HEART!!” She said it sarcastically.



I couldn’t accept it, I went to my room and got all my “weapons” and got ready to fight back, and I said, “You’re gonna get pay back, little girl. Don’t forget how bad that you lost last month!!”


She said, “Ha! That is nothing, this time I will win the battle!!”


“WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT!!” I said.



The battle between my sister and me started .First, my sister started to fight me with her sword and she hit me as hard as she could, but guess what? She hit me, that doesn’t mean that I raised my white flag, and said, “I am scared,” No!! Absolutely not!! I grabbed the sword and kept battling, but we haven’t tried to beat someone up yet! So I get my other weapon and said, “You better started watching out this weapon that I have!!”



She did not answer; so I guess she had nothing to say, but she grabbed the Nerf gun and shot me.

“Ouch!! You shot it right at my eyes, you idiot!!” I said.


I said it pretty loud. My mom could even hear it. After that this WAR was stopped by my Mom but we still haven’t given up the battle.



Instead, we of doing the “stupid” / “crazy” war, my sister suggested that we can play videogames for the final round. I’m fine with it, because I can handle any videogame!! So my sister started to pick a game to play and she choose a game called-Designing clothes for Barbie ,which is something that I don’t like to play. I am probably gonna take back what I just said because I don’t think that I can handle this. I asked, “Could you change the game?” She disagreed with what I said, but I still not going to give up the battle. After that, we go into another battle-videogame war!!



“Oh my gosh!!” said my other sister-Jia. She is noisy all the time and always likes to protect her little sister,

“What are you doing, playing Barbie game, big “lady”?” Jia continued.

I said, “Well, I’m doing good here! Thanks for be so annoying though. Maybe you should mind your OWN Business that will be fantastic!!”

“OKAY!!” She yells it really loud.



I tell you she is super noisy!! My mom came up, and she said,

“What is going on up here, that noise hurt my ears badly!!”

“Who do you think that is, almost 99% the noise is come from JIA so who do you think that is this time?? I helped you answer this sample question, THE ANSWER IS ……JIA DITTMAN! Good job for being a noisy and annoying person!!”I said it in a proud voice.

She yells, “YOUR WELCOME, ANYTIME!!”




For some reason, we were be still for a little while, and my mom was staring at the TV a long time, what do you think she was staring at? What do you think it was on the TV that got her attention? So I asked her what going on with her.






My mom said,” Wow! My goodness, who made this dress?”



I can imagine that my mom probably will say some things bad about my dress I have just made. By the way, its okay, you know, BOY NEVER WILL BE REAL GOOD WHEN DESINGING; Anyways, finally, I said, “I did it, is that really bad?”



My sister obviously started to laugh at my dress I have just made, “Hey! Be quiet!!” My mom said, and it became silent….. She continues, “Jackson that is very good, I’m impressed that you made this dress.” Wow, what a great comment that I did not really deserve. It’s just a normal design, I guess...So I said,
“So young “lady”, I guess I win the competition...”
“HEY, that’s not fair!!” Johanna said.
“YA, JACKSON!!” said the other noisy sister-Jia.
“Why?” I asked.
“Because mine is better than yours, yours is just terrible!!” said Johanna.
“Okay guys, we don’t argue.” said my mom.
I continued, “Well, we just have a battle between me and my sister, but for some reason that Jia joined in, I just don’t understand!!”
My mom said, “Guess what? YOU BOTH have been doing a fabulous Job, and you both win. You guys even, ok??” My mom is just crazy; she wouldn’t let me win the competition?



I thought about this, which made me upset because I was supposed to win the competition. I wouldn’t give up, I wasn’t going to anyway!! Instead, I asked, “how about another competition??” My sister was thinking a while, so I continued,
“Are you thinking or you not going to because you are scared of me or….”
“SHUT UP,” Said my sister Jia.
“Is ok, Jia just calm down, I knew you like to be loud and yell, and want to break the world record of most noisy machine but now is not the time!!”



She didn’t answer, I guess she is SHY! Finally Johanna said,
” We can do fashion show!!”
I said, “No, I get to choose!!”
“FINE!!” said both of my sisters.



In harmony!! Jia was ruling it, because she speaks so loud!! So I continued,
“How about doing a food war??”
Jia said, “A “FOOT” war, how am I supposed to do that??”



That is another problem with Jia, she does not listens and she doesn’t say speaks things right.
“Food, not FOOT! Are you playing Johanna?” I said.
she said,” Sure!!”
Jia said, “Sure, I will “pray”.”
“NOT YOU, Jia.” I said. Finally we got up and go toward to the fridge.



As quick as lighting, we were at the front of the fridge, and I try to explain what a food war is about, so I explain to Johanna and she said she get it, which is very surprise.



After that we started to pick our food out. Johanna pick two, and I also pick two different foods, that means four different food .Here is our four different foods we come up with, Banana pudding, Pizza from left over , bowl of salad, and Lay’s chips !We got all the food and wwent to the dinner table, and get everything set up.



When we ate the dinner table, my sister said, “I don’t think that I can eat everything!!” Since Jia really want to play and so I decide to let Jia play, but the problem is that they will probably be the first to finish the food, but guess what?? Sometime, you just need to give yourselves a challenge.

I said, “Jia, you can play, if you what to!!”

Jia answered cheerfully, “Sure, I love to eat!!”

I said, “It good, this is a Good opportunity for you to eat!!” After that we are get ready to start the competition!!



Ready…. Set….Go!!!! We are eating everything as fast as we could, and I have my mouth full, I can’t even talk, but I don’t need to talk anyways, Both of my sister were trying hard to eat everything, especially the salad because they didn’t like salad.

My sister said with mouth full, “It “sis” te……rri……ble!!”

I also said with mouth full, “I “don’t” “care”!!”

As I keep eating all this things, I have a bad feeling in my heart and I think there something bad might happen shortly. And so it did. My sister-Johanna started to throw up because she was eating the salad and also she made a huge mess on the floor. I said, “Are you all right??”

“WOW, what on earth, what going on out here?”

At first we didn’t answer. My mom continued, “That is a question I need an answer, please!”

And so I answer,” We were doing a food war, but Johanna threw up”

“YA, guess what?” My mom said, “You guys just eat the dinner for tonight!!”



After that, my mom said to us that she didn’t understand why we have a battle with each other, she said that was ridiculous , and she was cleaning up the mess and she very angry because we were naughty, and also she have to spend almost 75 dollars for dinner!!



When my dad got back home from work, he said,” what a great day today!!”
My mom said, “You do, but I don’t!!”
“Why? “, my dad asked.
“Because I just spend $75 dollars for dinner!!”



And so my dad looks at us, and we didn’t say a word and so he asked, “Is it you guys??”
“YES, SIR!!” We said.



After a while, we had a talk with our dad and my dad said, “Who came up with the idea??” I said I did it and my dad also said that we can’t do this at our home, and he said this is not acceptable!!



The final result, Frist, this had been stopped by my dad, and second obviously I am the one who got the consequence. It was a surprise that my sister only was punished by not eating their dinner for that night!! I had to stay in my room. They also took away my technology for a week, and also I have to sweep the drive thru, which is something that I don’t really like to do. It will take you almost a DAY to get it done, because we have a very long drive thru!!



You know what? Life is not fair, and I knew it, and I just have to accept it! Including my sister making fun of me and they laughed at me, I am totally lost!!


I did not forget this and later on, I swear to God, that I will definitely break my sister into little tiny pieces!! Also I will laugh at them, THIS IS MY PLAN AND THIS IS MY






REVENGE!