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A Babysitting nightmare
Materials:
Handful of kids, around the ages of 5-8
Flurry of screams
Mound of cries
Slice of hair pulling
Splash of hitting
Portion of unfollowed directions
Sprinkles of a mess
Directions:
Make this recipe the day before you babysit for best results
Next, mix the flurry of screams and mound of cries into a bowl.
After that, throw in a slice a hair pulling, followed by a splash of hitting.
Pour in a portion of unfollowed directions and stir vigorously.
Lastly, sprinkle on a mes and beat into the dough.
Lay in a pan and bake for 6 hours.
Take the handful of kids and put them in a house together, making it easier for you to watch all of them but is perfect for a nightmare.
Feed disaster to the children and wait for 5 minutes before you see results.
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