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Doctor Testifies in Horse Suit

February 23, 2009
By UhhMazing SILVER, Cave Junction, Oregon
UhhMazing SILVER, Cave Junction, Oregon
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I`m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. - Marilyn Monroe


Respected doctor, Tatty Mane, showed up to court last Tuesday in a brown and white horse suit. Much to the surprise of the judge and jury, Dr. Mane galloped in on all fours.

His Lawyer had to ask the judge for a recess because Dr. Mane had to be groomed and use the hay pile.

The hearing lasted only four hours not including the countless breaks that Dr. Mane had to use in order to calm down.

When the judge asked why Dr. Mane was wearing a horse suit he replied, 'The letter clearly said 'appearance in horse suit mandatory'.'

The next day when the jury was called in to decide everything, Judge Joe along with jury members Jill, Jack, Joseph, and Carl all showed up munching hay and dressed like horses.

Both judge and jury, along with Dr. Mane, were sent out to pasture until a later court date is set.

The author's comments:
This is a story I wrote. I was given the title and told to just write about what I thought the headline was about.

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