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Exposed(UM)

July 11, 2021
By SparrowSun ELITE, X, Vermont
SparrowSun ELITE, X, Vermont
200 articles 23 photos 1053 comments

Favorite Quote:
"It Will Be Good." (complicated semi-spiritual emotional story.)

"Upon his bench the pieces lay
As if an artwork on display
Of gears and hands
And wire-thin bands
That glisten in dim candle play." -Janice T., Clockwork[love that poem, dont know why, im not steampunk]


Hello Journal, my adoring fan. 

Today as i was switching disguises, i didn't realize a coustemer was behind me at the grocery store my alter ego works at. I'm afraid he- yes, i know, it's awful, but… he caught me. I’ll have to ditch that job. Don't cry, you’ll ruin these pages filled with my triumphs. 

Your favorite superhero, 

Useless Man!


The author's comments:

you know, i dont see the purpose of useless man. there are already idiot superheroes or superman wouldn't have destroyed whatever city he works in a trillion times.


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on Aug. 19 2021 at 7:28 pm
SparrowSun ELITE, X, Vermont
200 articles 23 photos 1053 comments

Favorite Quote:
"It Will Be Good." (complicated semi-spiritual emotional story.)

"Upon his bench the pieces lay
As if an artwork on display
Of gears and hands
And wire-thin bands
That glisten in dim candle play." -Janice T., Clockwork[love that poem, dont know why, im not steampunk]

(:

Lydiaq ELITE said...
on Aug. 13 2021 at 10:30 pm
Lydiaq ELITE, Somonauk, Illinois
153 articles 41 photos 1018 comments

Favorite Quote:
The universe must be a teenage girl. So much darkness, so many stars.
--me

*Rolls on floor laughing*