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June 8, 2021
By SparrowSun ELITE, X, Vermont
SparrowSun ELITE, X, Vermont
200 articles 23 photos 1053 comments

Favorite Quote:
"It Will Be Good." (complicated semi-spiritual emotional story.)

"Upon his bench the pieces lay
As if an artwork on display
Of gears and hands
And wire-thin bands
That glisten in dim candle play." -Janice T., Clockwork[love that poem, dont know why, im not steampunk]


Dear Journal, my adoring fan.

Today someone called Lyfe tried to give me NON-ORGANIC LEMONS!!! Naturally, I only eat organic lemons, after all, a trendsetter must follow trends. For some reason, nobody follows my trends, like taking a bath in the laundry machine with high power to save water and electricity. Ever since I started doing it I’ve been getting these awesome rashes. Anyway, I can't believe someone tried to give ME of all people non-organic lemons!

Your favorite superhero,

Useless Man


The author's comments:

Useless Man is a character I made what, a year, two years ago? it was a comic series, but afterward, I wrote journal entries.

Basically, Useless Man is an idiot who thinks he's incredible. he is so smart he can tell when a kidnapper is pretending to be a cop and save the victim (the cop was trying to rest a criminal. useless man saved the day- for the criminal)

But hey, it's comedy. by me. and useless man never died, even when he destroyed all life on Earth.


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on Jul. 11 2021 at 12:38 pm
SparrowSun ELITE, X, Vermont
200 articles 23 photos 1053 comments

Favorite Quote:
"It Will Be Good." (complicated semi-spiritual emotional story.)

"Upon his bench the pieces lay
As if an artwork on display
Of gears and hands
And wire-thin bands
That glisten in dim candle play." -Janice T., Clockwork[love that poem, dont know why, im not steampunk]

i guess ill get around to uplouding the others

Lydiaq ELITE said...
on Jul. 6 2021 at 9:43 pm
Lydiaq ELITE, Somonauk, Illinois
148 articles 41 photos 1014 comments

Favorite Quote:
The universe must be a teenage girl. So much darkness, so many stars.
--me

I found this real funny!!!

Lydiaq ELITE said...
on Jul. 6 2021 at 9:43 pm
Lydiaq ELITE, Somonauk, Illinois
148 articles 41 photos 1014 comments

Favorite Quote:
The universe must be a teenage girl. So much darkness, so many stars.
--me

Wow I think your sidenote was longer than your article!